Welcome, Brethren!

HANKUS PANKUS!

 Greetings, fellow traveller. You have arrived at the outpost of enlightenment- the official site of The Planeteers, as led by man of generosity and goodwill, and the new prophet of the millennium, Brother Aaron Barschak.
 

 

In 1994, on a trip to Angus Deayton’s Safari Amusement Park, Aaron Barschak, then working as a door-to-door salesman of packaged meat products, felt an overwhelming sensation as he neared a vast lake aglow with the reflecting sun. It was at this moment that Barschak witnessed a long, silver vessel descend by the lakeside. Instantly, he recognised that the overwhelming sensation he had experienced was the call of fate.

From this vessel there emerged three tall, extraterrestrial beings with glowing haloes around their heads. They informed Barschak that they had sought him out to play a most important role. They introduced themselves as the Nectarines, an advanced intergalactic race who had watched over and encouraged the human race in their progress for millennia. It was at this crossroads that the aliens informed Brother Aaron of his great role in life- he would be the prophet for a new age. The last prophet of mankind to usher in what the Nectarines referred to as ‘the Age of Mutual Pleasantries’.

The Nectarines instilled Brother Aaron Barschak with eternal wisdom and truth, known to us as the ‘Shining’. With his new found knowledge, Brother Aaron Barschak established the Planeteers as a following of universal truth and harmony, and recorded his extensive wisdom in the book of all, “The Planeteer Gospel”… A guide to spiritual enlightenment for all mankind.